alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

satan-moffat:

"we can snuggle by the fire this christmas" australians laughing in the distance

austal:

i dont understand how americans remember all their states and shit. we only have 8 and i struggle.


kobayashimarooned:

omfg i don’t think non-australians even understand how flammable australia actually is
like
it’s hot and dry and every single piece of native vegetation here is literally designed to burst into flames
it’s like we’re living on a continent made entirely of kindling