*drops hint* *crush trips over it*

(Source: beyonseh)


my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution)


the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store

Anonymous asked:
does your boyfriend ever choke you?